For my Bonehead of the Week award (sorry, the Maurice Clarett reference is dated), I’m bestowing the honor on three Penn State players. According to Penn State coach Joe Paterno, three players - Maurice Evans, Abe Koroma and Andrew Quarless will miss Saturday's game against Oregon State after police found marijuana in their apartment earlier this week. The players, who will miss this week’s game against Oregon State (they get caught with pot and now they’re missing a meeting with the Beavers!) will be suspended for one game, because team officials don’t yet have all of the facts, and there really isn’t much to do while you’re living at Penn State besides smoke pot. Let this be a lesson, college athletes. Marijuana has no place in collegiate athletics. In the NBA on the other hand . . .
A quick aside - I noticed this last night during John McCain's acceptance speech. The crowd at the RNCreminds me a lot of crowds at Hacksaw Jim Duggan fights (see 2:57).
On to the picks
Ball State -6.5 Navy
Last week Navy dispatched Towson 41-13 largely on the legs of RB Shun White who rushed for a school record 348 yards last week. Navy led the nation in rushing last year, and it looks like not much in the strategy department has changed under new head coach Ken Niumatalolo. Even though QB Kaipo-Noa Kaheaku-Enhada is on “emergency-only” status this week with a partially torn hamstring, the tandem of White and FB Eric Kattani should bolster the Navy running game. Not to mention, their names are much easier than Kaheaku-Enhada’s for the PA announcer at Ball State to pronounce on TD runs.
Syracuse -4.5 Akron
Syracuse!! Akron!! Big East and MAC Football Powerhouses live on ESPN 360!!
Uh . . . I'll take Akron with the points.
WVU -7.5 ECU
Not to take anything away from the Pirates’ win last week, but it was at home against VA Tech. Yes, it represented their second straight victory against a ranked opponent (Boise State was the first at the end of 2007), and yes their defense limited the Hokies to 12 first downs, but seriously? The Moutaineers are only 7.5 point favorites on the road? This is the same team that demolished ECU by 41 last season in Morgantown, right? The same Pat White who has never had below a 50% completion rate since becoming a starter (including an 18 for 20 game against these same Pirates in 2007)? I hate so say it, but the Moutaineers are going to be almost impossible to stop this season.
UConn - 7 Temple
Really? I know its a road game for the Huskies, but a one TD favorite over Temple? Listen, I get excited about Temple just as much as the next guy does, but let's be honest. A 28 point win against Army does not necessarily signal the start of a winning season for the Owls. Welcome back to earth as you open the season at home, Temple. I'll go with the Huskies to cover.
TX Tech -10.5 Nevada
Both Texas Tech and Nevada put up 49 points last week. The Red Raiders did it against Eastern Washington and the Wolf Pack against Grambling State – neither of whom is expected to crack the top 25 anytime soon. The difference? Texas Tech did it on the arm of Graham Harrell and his spread offense which had a mind-boggling 536 yards in the air last week. Nevada features a more balanced attack, but their cornerbacks have about as much D-1 experience as [Sarah Palin/Barack Obama] does leading the country. See – I can be fair and balanced.
Until next week . . .

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