Tag Team Action

I used to get a lot of heat from an ex who couldn't understand why I liked to watch wrestling. I mean what says manly more than watching a couple of sweaty guys in tights roll around in front of a couple thousand people and the winner is the one who lays on top of the other for three seconds?

There's a reason they call him the Heartbreak Kid, and I think it has something to do with the teal tiger print tights.

With that in mind, I had the following brain fart tonight while my girlfriend and her roommates were discussing the Iron Sheik's "Camel Clutch" as something a friend had tried during sex: Why is it that so many wrestling moves sound like sex terms and vice versa? I came up with the following list, and I ask you, dear readers to try and guess which of the terms refers to a sex term and which is a wrestling hold. Results to follow later this week. However, please note that even though some are obvious, you could very well mistake them. I mean, can't you just imagine Jim Ross screaming out, "My God! He just got him with the Dirty Sanchez! Eddie Guerro hit him with the Dirty Sanchez!"

1. Rings of Saturn
2. Monkey Flip
3. Angry Dragon
4. Mandible Claw
5. Strawberry Shortcake
6. Blumpkin
7. David Copperfield
8. Pole Ram
9. Polish Hammer
10. Fisherman Buster
11. Spinebuster
12. Snowblower
13. Stinky Pinky
14. Stump Puller
15. Hot Karl
16. Felch
17. Cross Face Chicken Wing
18. Lot Lizard
19. Sweet Chin Music
20. Asian Spike

Again, there is a correct answer for all of the questions. I could have been a jerk and included small package, biting, leg split and back fist, but those I'm not even sure of. Answers will be posted by the end of the week, so good luck!